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Post by M&M's on Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:43 pm

Due to High demand Wink Im postin more 1 Liners, Ill be posting jokes of different genres.

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1. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

2. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

3. If Con is the oppisite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Post by L3G37VD on Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:10 pm

Lol #4 killed me ahahaha!!!!!

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