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Post by M&M's on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:50 pm

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When in doubt, mumble.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'D-ick' and 'Colon'. Need I say more?


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Post by ♛✬ζωZ†ωρ✬™ on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:55 pm

Haha...Nice one lol....
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Post by [1O7]xUnLimitedNukex on Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:36 pm

lol wow
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Post by deadly_player007 on Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:06 am

You should post some more lol

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Post by M&M's on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:06 am

1 Liners are funny because there Logic/Funny/Short

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Post by x--|Zenegade--x on Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:31 pm

Wait who's the censored guy?

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Cut my cake into pieces,
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Post by [₳]Nii[M]aTiioN[§] ῳ on Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:42 pm

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