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Post by M&M's Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:32 pm

Hey Djz did you make this because of me?

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Post by z-No-MeRcY-x™ Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:50 pm

Honestly have never heard these. Nice.
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Post by [1O7]xUnLimitedNukex Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:11 pm

Me either & their not racist either Smile
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Post by M&M's Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:17 pm

But funny right?
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Post by L3G37VD Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:30 pm

Lol nice Smile
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Post by DjZGFX Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:22 pm

Eh somewhat funny lol. and yea i made this for you cuz u suggested it.
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Post by DjZ.OsOk Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:24 pm

haha i hope god slaps you in the face and kicks u in the nuts just so i could laughf
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Post by DjZGFX Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:25 pm

lmao thats the funny joke about the bike lol.!
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