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Electric Train Joke

Post by M&M's on Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:48 am

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*****s who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*****s who are getting on, get your as-ses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p-issed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b-itch in the kitchen."

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Re: Electric Train Joke

Post by L3G37VD on Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:07 am

LMFAO! this one is FUNNY!!!

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Re: Electric Train Joke

Post by DjZ.OsOk on Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:11 pm

hahahahhahaha i almose pissed my pants :FLOPPY:

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Post by DjZGFX on Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:13 pm

LOL

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Re: Electric Train Joke

Post by [₳]Nii[M]aTiioN[§] ῳ on Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:39 pm

hahahahaha!
give mom what was coming!

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Re: Electric Train Joke

Post by ♛✬ζωZ†ωρ✬™ on Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:42 pm

Haha....this one is so funny....
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Post by Andrei_316™ on Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:36 pm

FAVORITE!!!! lol
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Post by Ø_✧ℏ∆✝ʒℜ✧_Ø™ on Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:29 pm

absolutely Hilarious Very Happy

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