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New Joke

Post by M&M's on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:35 pm

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale

Post one more soon!!!!! Hint: about train real funny! Coming 9/15/11



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Re: New Joke

Post by L3G37VD on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:37 pm

LMFAO!!!!

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Re: New Joke

Post by ♛✬ζωZ†ωρ✬™ on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:37 pm

Nice one lol... Smile
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Re: New Joke

Post by z-No-MeRcY-x™ on Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:32 pm

OMG LMFAO

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Re: New Joke

Post by [₳]Nii[M]aTiioN[§] ῳ on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:15 pm

LMFAO!!!
i really did, my a-s-s is on the floor now


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good joke

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Re: New Joke

Post by M&M's on Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:16 pm

Just saw a ad for PERT shampoo and they used that joke!!! It a fruity way

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Re: New Joke

Post by [1O7]xUnLimitedNukex on Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:10 pm

lol it is funny, it would been even funnier if he took the bathroom scale they already have & wrapped it up lmfao
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Re: New Joke

Post by M&M's on Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:44 am

It is wrapped^

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